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We have always gotten laughs from different signs we have encountered on the roadways of America while pickin. Traffic Signs, Parking Signs, Store Advertising and More. We have all seen the normal, now read the comedy, even the just plain ridicules ones. We hope you enjoy them as we have and still continue to.
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The road sign welcoming us to the "City of Caņon City" was the funniest thing I'd see that day, until we went past some kind of cowboy theme town and saw a sign to "Buffalo Bill's South Entrance". I guess out in the desert you have to find entertainment where you can.





Ronkonkoma, LI. Post office


This is a List of The Top, Funniest Signs Seen in the USA.


1. Posted on Roads Around Florida Schools: "Humps Ahead"
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3. In a Los Angeles dance hall: "Good clean dancing every night but Sunday."
4. In a Florida maternity ward: "No children allowed."
5. In a New York medical building: "Mental Health Prevention Center"
6. On a New York convalescent home: "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church."
7. On a Maine shop: "Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship."
8. At a number of military bases: "Restricted to unauthorized personnel."
9. On a shopping mall marquee: "Archery Tournament -- Ears pierced"
10. Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques."
11. In the window of an Oregon store: "Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?"
12. In a Maine restaurant: "Open 7 days a week and weekends."
13. In a Pennsylvania cemetery: "Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."
14. On a Tennessee highway: "When this sign is under water, this road is impassable."
15. In a New York drugstore: "We dispense with accuracy."
16. In the offices of a loan company: "Ask about our plans for owning your home."
17. On a radiator repair garage: "Best place to take a leak."
18. At a Santa Fe gas station: "We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container."
19. In a New York restaurant: "Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager."
20. On the wall of a Baltimore estate: "Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. -- Sisters of Mercy"
21. In a clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."
22. A parking sign in front of a Boston meditation center: "Visualize Being Towed."
23. On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: "Now available in multi-packs."
24. In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work."
25. In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: "15 men's wool suits, $10. They won't last an hour!"
26. On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners: "38 years on the same spot."


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